Alcohol makes you lean, not fat
“Now here’s a little known fact: Alcohol does not make you FAT – it makes you LEAN …Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people”
- H/T to my friend Joe Prostrollo
A guy who drives a truck like this to the strip club means serious business.
Taken on July 23, 2009 in Yankton, SD. The gentlemen that drives this German rig is very nice and actually works at the club. Do you think it gets good gas mileage since its German?
Man uses beer to entice alleged burglar to leave
The AP tell us:
BAR HARBOR, Maine – Police said a homeowner in Maine used a beer to entice an intoxicated intruder to leave. The intruder apparently didn’t realize that it was a nonalcoholic beer. Bar Harbor police said the homeowner awoke early Monday to find 22-year-old Scott Cote in the bedroom and used the beer to convince him to carry on.
That and more available at AZ Central
All kinds of alcohol trivia in a cool video
Definitely worth the watch. Thanks to reader April Russo for the suggestion.
Better than drinking out of a pitcher
Chugging a pitcher of beer is not near as stylish as this. Kudos.
Manly Drinks
Still thinking about having the Butternut Lifesaver shooter, fella? Drink like a man.
Why I don’t serve Bacardi 151 or Everclear
One of my favorite episodes of the Simpsons was when the Flaming Moe was invented. Still after all this time in the bar business, I haven’t allowed Bacardi 151 or Everclear through my door because I’m not crazy about flaming shots for obvious reasons.
You have to like this video, though. His friend tries to put the fire out by throwing beer at him.
There are a bunch of sites out there that tell you the correct way to handle flaming shots. Just don’t do it. Do you really think shots, fuel and flames go well together? For the record, though, you blow the fire out before you try to drink it.
DUI on a Golf Cart
How many people would golf if drinking was banned on the courses? Can you hear the crickets?
In my town, driving golf carts on the street is not allowed, but it is overlooked in the country club area of town.
Tasty Booze relays the story of a drunk golfer who tried to drive the rented cart 40 miles back to his house. Busted. He had a .138 BAC. Read the rest at Tasty Booze
Danny Devito Was Not Drunk During This?
So a few posts back we had a video of Danny Devito explaining how he really wasn’t drunk at 8:15am when the local Fox affiliate interviewed him. He said it was just an act. Well here’s that orginal interview. Is he acting? I’m not so sure…
A Landlord’s Nightmare. A Beer Drinker’s Hero.
What if you had a renter who always paid on time and was quiet, but you discover that he may have a problem recycling the 70,000 or so Coors Light cans laying around the apartment? What if this renter made tunnels through the cans so he could get to his bedroom? Would you be mad?
You have to see these pictures. Franksemails.com