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Alcohol makes you lean, not fat

Ben — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:20:09 +0000

“Now here’s a little known fact: Alcohol does not make you FAT – it makes you LEAN …Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people”

- H/T to my friend Joe Prostrollo

A guy who drives a truck like this to the strip club means serious business.

Ben — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:18:58 +0000

Taken on July 23, 2009 in Yankton, SD. The gentlemen that drives this German rig is very nice and actually works at the club. Do you think it gets good gas mileage since its German?

Bros before… No, Brethren Before Wenches!

Ben — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:31:38 +0000

via Ice Cream Socialist’s Flickr

Man uses beer to entice alleged burglar to leave

Ben — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:51:26 +0000

The AP tell us:

BAR HARBOR, Maine – Police said a homeowner in Maine used a beer to entice an intoxicated intruder to leave. The intruder apparently didn’t realize that it was a nonalcoholic beer. Bar Harbor police said the homeowner awoke early Monday to find 22-year-old Scott Cote in the bedroom and used the beer to convince him to carry on.

That and more available at AZ Central

All kinds of alcohol trivia in a cool video

Ben — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:00:54 +0000

Definitely worth the watch. Thanks to reader April Russo for the suggestion.

Better than drinking out of a pitcher

Ben — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:00:18 +0000

Chugging a pitcher of beer is not near as stylish as this. Kudos.

The Dream Fridge

Ben — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:00:05 +0000

via HumorPix

Soup of the Day

Ben — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:00:19 +0000

Oh no…. the chef has been drinking again.

From Liquor Snob.

Manly Drinks

Ben — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:00:36 +0000

Still thinking about having the Butternut Lifesaver shooter, fella? Drink like a man.

One of my favorite party pictures

Ben — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:14:28 +0000

HEY, MACARENA.

Why I don’t serve Bacardi 151 or Everclear

Ben — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 23:44:16 +0000

One of my favorite episodes of the Simpsons was when the Flaming Moe was invented. Still after all this time in the bar business, I haven’t allowed Bacardi 151 or Everclear through my door because I’m not crazy about flaming shots for obvious reasons.

You have to like this video, though. His friend tries to put the fire out by throwing beer at him.

There are a bunch of sites out there that tell you the correct way to handle flaming shots. Just don’t do it. Do you really think shots, fuel and flames go well together? For the record, though, you blow the fire out before you try to drink it.

DUI on a Golf Cart

Ben — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:48:49 +0000

How many people would golf if drinking was banned on the courses? Can you hear the crickets?

In my town, driving golf carts on the street is not allowed, but it is overlooked in the country club area of town.

Tasty Booze relays the story of a drunk golfer who tried to drive the rented cart 40 miles back to his house. Busted. He had a .138 BAC. Read the rest at Tasty Booze

Danny Devito Was Not Drunk During This?

Ben — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:27:33 +0000

So a few posts back we had a video of Danny Devito explaining how he really wasn’t drunk at 8:15am when the local Fox affiliate interviewed him. He said it was just an act. Well here’s that orginal interview. Is he acting? I’m not so sure…

Keep on Drinking

Ben — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:43:20 +0000

A Landlord’s Nightmare. A Beer Drinker’s Hero.

Ben — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 16:10:17 +0000

What if you had a renter who always paid on time and was quiet, but you discover that he may have a problem recycling the 70,000 or so Coors Light cans laying around the apartment? What if this renter made tunnels through the cans so he could get to his bedroom? Would you be mad?

You have to see these pictures. Franksemails.com