The 10 Commandments for Drinking Like a Man
We touched on manly drinks in an earlier post, but the topic is always of interest. Nothing is sadder than seeing a grown man sipping on a blended Pina Colada. As my girlfriend, the bartending guru, says, “You can only drink those if you are a woman or on an beach.” Exactly.
So check out Drink Planner’s 10 Commandments for Drinking Like a Man
The 86 Rules of Boozing
Modern Drunkard tells us that “there’s more to it than tipping a glass and acting foolish.” So they came up with rules for drinking. 86 of them.
Some include:
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.
57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.
73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.
See the whole list at Modern Drunkard