We touched on manly drinks in an earlier post, but the topic is always of interest. Nothing is sadder than seeing a grown man sipping on a blended Pina Colada.  As my girlfriend, the bartending guru, says, “You can only drink those if you are a woman or on an beach.”  Exactly.

So check out Drink Planner’s 10 Commandments for Drinking Like a Man

Modern Drunkard tells us that “there’s more to it than tipping a glass and acting foolish.”  So they came up with rules for drinking.  86 of them.

Some include:

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.

57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.

73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.

See the whole list at Modern Drunkard